Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

by William Cash March 23, 2009

breaden

Breaden is a funny guy whos pretty good at football but has massive zits on his face he also laugh like a motorcycle flying past you on the street hes also in love with strawberry shortcake hes strawberry hair is distracting along with his either massive dick or tiny dick

hes such a breaden

by someone who thinks haegens gay May 1, 2019

braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

Broden

A super funny weird guy. But he looks like a rat.

Broden: *Tells funny joke*
E:You legit look like a rat

by Tee Hee UwU Love you December 3, 2019

braden page

a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.

i slept with a guy who had the biggest penis last night!
well braden page's is so much bigger

by travis munchen June 15, 2010

Broader Than Broadway

This sentece was first heard in the song: Tribe Of Issachar - Tribal Natty (Aphrodite Remix). A shorter version can just be 'BTB'.It can mean one of two things:

1: To be open minded, not afraid of new experiences

2: Derogatory term for a woman. Usually involving too much sex.

Examples:

1: 'My grandfather is broader than broadway, can you believe he didn't scream after watching 2 girls 1 cup?'

Actually, that's not a good example

1: 'My friend thought I was broader than broadway, so he invited me to one of his DJ breakcore therapy sessions'

2: 'That Amanda is such a slut. She has pretty much fucked every guy from our class. She's soo broader than broadway'

by havet1337 December 17, 2010

Braden

Usually an idiot. Has brown hair . Looks like a girl. Normally wears yellow. Sucks at basketball,and all sport. Stays on his phone all day

Jesus christ that guy Braden is a crackhead

by I know you're somewhere December 28, 2017