by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Brenda a spaz
by James Nicholls April 6, 2024

Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep
by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff
Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

(person1)"dude I got hit by a car twice today!" (person 2) "aw that sucks you must have done something to piss off Brenda"
"how does someone die by drowning in a 1ft deep kiddy pool while riding a motorcycle on top of a rhinoceros while in an inflatable dino costume?" "damn (laughs) that's crazy Brenda must have been hella bored"
"how does someone die by drowning in a 1ft deep kiddy pool while riding a motorcycle on top of a rhinoceros while in an inflatable dino costume?" "damn (laughs) that's crazy Brenda must have been hella bored"
by J.bear May 18, 2025

To simply define Brenda would be to explain that Brenda is the sister of Karen. The same archetype sticks; Brenda also plays the role of the middle aged white woman. But unlike Karen, Brenda’s charm is seeped in delusion and a dogmatic belief system. Also unlike Karen, Brenda doesn’t need to be personally provoked. She is naturally angry and combative with everyone. A product of not being able to see the truth. Brenda likes to pop up on posts on the internet along with interrupt conversations that she is not apart of to interject her opinion via criticism.
She’s the Christian woman who preaches all day about Jesus without following the good book herself. She’s convinced the commies are entirely to blame, everything is a conspiracy, she believes too much of what shes told regardless of how erroneous the claims may be and that lead poisoning made America dumb.
Above all of the qualities that Brenda possesses her holier than thou attitude, incorrect world-view, inability to gain consciousness are what give her top shelf quality ignorance.
She’s the Christian woman who preaches all day about Jesus without following the good book herself. She’s convinced the commies are entirely to blame, everything is a conspiracy, she believes too much of what shes told regardless of how erroneous the claims may be and that lead poisoning made America dumb.
Above all of the qualities that Brenda possesses her holier than thou attitude, incorrect world-view, inability to gain consciousness are what give her top shelf quality ignorance.
Brenda was out at the grocery store, preaching to anyone who would listen about the dangers of communism. She was convinced that the avocados were being poisoned by the commies in an attempt to destroy America from within. When a passerby pointed out that avocados don't grow in cold climates and therefore couldn't be poisoned by anyone, Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, the commies are smart. They probably found a way to make it happen.
Brenda, upon seeing a rainbow: "Oh no, the government is using weather modification to brainwash us!
Brenda, upon hearing that global warming is a real and serious issue: "That's just a conspiracy theory. The Earth has always had natural warming and cooling cycles.
Brenda was having a dinner party and spent all day preparing for it. She was convinced that the government was trying to poison her through the water supply, so she spent hours boiling and filtering the water before using it to cook. Unfortunately, she forgot to filter the wine and served her guests a bottle of poison. When they all started feeling sick, Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, at least it wasn't the water. The government can't poison us through the wine."
Brenda, upon being told that evolution is a scientifically accepted theory: "I believe in creationism. Evolution is just a lie that the government wants us to believe."
Brenda, upon seeing a rainbow: "Oh no, the government is using weather modification to brainwash us!
Brenda, upon hearing that global warming is a real and serious issue: "That's just a conspiracy theory. The Earth has always had natural warming and cooling cycles.
Brenda was having a dinner party and spent all day preparing for it. She was convinced that the government was trying to poison her through the water supply, so she spent hours boiling and filtering the water before using it to cook. Unfortunately, she forgot to filter the wine and served her guests a bottle of poison. When they all started feeling sick, Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, at least it wasn't the water. The government can't poison us through the wine."
Brenda, upon being told that evolution is a scientifically accepted theory: "I believe in creationism. Evolution is just a lie that the government wants us to believe."
by Shooooop January 5, 2023

by Your mums dead dog December 20, 2021
