your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Breaking Dawn

Quite possibly the worst book in history:

Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.

This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.

After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<

by Hates the World February 24, 2009

Breaking Dawn

Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages

Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.

by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008

devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

Buck Breaking

When a black male is submissive to a white male.

Ayo look at deshaun my nigga, his black ass is about to get some his ass into some buck breaking from Massa!

by GodLovesBlackPeople December 28, 2021

Breading the chicken

On a hot sweaty day, refreshing the male testicles with Gold Bond Powder. Not only is it cooling and fantastic but it is also a dire necessity.

Adam : Yo Ryan where did you go?
Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.

by sharethewealthylt December 18, 2010

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005