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basketshelf

A sensei of great power and wisdom and does push-ups on his pinkies. He is also great at card jitsu in club penguin. He also loves orange je-lo in the shape of MARSHAWN lynch. His best friend is a turkey named johnathon tinkle winkle. He gets all of his furniture from Dave and busters and college dorms. His hobbies consist of mario, water polo, eating orange je-lo, doing backflips, black people, punching Oreos, doing push-ups on his pinkies, and boxing action figure batman. He also lives with Waldo, Shaquille O Neal, johnathon the turkey, FLO from progressive, Jake from State Farm, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Basketshelf is love basketshelf is life
by Kill bill April 7, 2015
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basket shaker

A very hungry, impatient, restaurant patron that has run out of something at the table. This type of person will resort to shaking whatever he/she needs in a demeaning fashion, for all to see, in order to SHAME the poor waitress/waiter. A truly classless act. Arguably a hate crime.
Friend A: Why is that guy violently shaking a basket over his head?
Friend B: Oh that's Brian. He ran out of chips for his salsa. He's a Basket Shaker for sure. Just look at how upset his waitress is!
by FatGuyInALittleCoooooat August 21, 2023
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Chest Basket

Term used to describe a womans bra; Also used to describe rather kinky bras: A.K.A "Over The Shoulder Boulder Holders"
"Did you remember to pack your chest baskets for the trip honey?"
by Ryan Cha. June 30, 2008
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Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.
"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
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Prune Basket

A collage of old women where they participate in sexual acts on each other. Absolutely no men are invited! Look up "lemon party." As this paralles with prune basket.
My grandmas eyes are bad so I had to drive her to the prune basket.
by Cpt. Black Sack January 6, 2010
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Freestyle Basketball

Freestyle basketball is a form of art. It involves doing tricks with one or multiple basketballs. No rules, no limitation, only your imagination and creativity. Not to be confused with "streetball", which also (sometimes) involves tricks, but in-game.
The Harlem Globetrotters were true pioneers for freestyle basketball!
by FSballer December 15, 2011
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Filth Basket

A girl that is not only sexually attractive but will do things that are probably illegal globally during sexual intercourse.
Kagney linn Karter is a Filth Basket.
That bird on the dance floor looks like filth basket.
How was that girl last night? She was a filth basket.
by Mr Jablowme February 6, 2012
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