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Meh Bowtie

A living bowtie that has the ability to float and speak. Being a bowtie he is quite amazingly handsome and charming, using his pick up line with that soothing voice he has. He also make a good accessory for your suit.
Virgin Zacc: I wished I had a Meh Bowtie, he would definitely help me get laid.
by Zaccledoodle November 3, 2019
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Big booties

by I like milfs October 29, 2022
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Norwegian bowtie

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache
Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome
by Do hoe February 26, 2023
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Biscuit Booties

Southern booties which have been enhanced by them sweet-savory biscuits and gravy. Sweet tea has contributed as well.
Mmhm, I love coming to the south and paying homage to those blessed Biscuit Booties.
by Blackman Diaries December 7, 2024
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bobbing for booties

when you stick your face in someones booty shaft
did you just go bobbing for booties? dont let your wife know
by i love lukenshina April 20, 2018
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
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