book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.

"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."

by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

bookanits

when you get shoved inside of a kitchen utility

yo you have bookanits nibba

no way what
yeah 1000000000%

by bookanits December 20, 2018

Nude Book

A pornographic magazine typically with photographic images of naked ladies found new on the top shelf of newsagents managed by broad minded retailers or found second hand in waste ground. Phrase was mostly used by teenage boys in 1980s when speaking of said genre of magazine or also be used as a term to chastise their friends. The term is of Glaswegian origin and perhaps used exclusively in Scotland.

Hey you, ya nude book, what time is detention?
Hey geeza shot of that nude book that you found doon the park!

by Gholfer January 11, 2012

The Book of Han

This is a book of the Boble, by the Cult of Bob the Almighty, otherwise known as Bob the Lord. This book mainly focuses on being Bob’s faithful servant, and the will to die for Bob.

The Book of Han in the Boble is very important, as it states that true followers will die for Bob.

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

verbatumn ouda tha book

word for word out of the book - Mr.Baker, est. 2011

Econ Kids: "But Mr.Baker! We don't get it!

Mr. Baker: "What don't you get! It's verbatumn ouda tha book!"

by dub clan November 6, 2011

rolled up phone book

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book

by Loopydave May 12, 2020

math book

the real satanic bible

Beware of the math book

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006