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fart bonging 

Really now, the term should have been self-explanatory....
fart bonging by Havoq May 8, 2005

blogging 

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.
blogging by hex September 15, 2005

Mulch Bagging 

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.
As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"
Mulch Bagging by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

cul-de-sac begging

When a neighbor sends out their well dressed children to sell you any number of fund raising products for their over- achieving public or private school - sets up an over-priced lemonade stand - makes bad pottery and tries to sell as art , they are "cul-de-sac begging". Usually occurs in middle to upper class neighborhoods and is most pronounced around holidays. Considered poor taste to throw water on them and yell "get a job"
Hey kid didn't you read the sign, NO cul-de-sac begging!
cul-de-sac begging by Kenny Dee August 26, 2009

bagging a rhino 

banging a girl in the backseat of a car while your buddy drives.
jim drove and i was bagging a rhino.
bagging a rhino by geethree June 25, 2008

Bigging the question 

In a press conference, when a reporter is called on to ask a question, and instead of asking one question, asks three to five more questions so quickly that the politician on camera can't stop her while remaining polite.
President: Ellen, your question?
Ellen: Yes, Mister President, what do you plan to do about North Korea and do you foresee good news on the economic forefront and what is the status in Afghanistan and are you really considering getting two more dogs and do you think the White Sox will win the pennant this year?
President (still smiling politely): Well, Ellen, I suppose that could be considered bigging the question.