Blitzkrap

Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring

"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."

Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.

by The Dude February 4, 2005

Blitzer

A term used by the cool kids meaning awesome. It is often used to replace words such as awesome, cool, radical, on fleek, ect.l, but do not use it in English papers. It is informal.

You are looking so blitzer today.

That stunt Jimmy did was so blitzer.

by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 17, 2016

Ballroom blitz

When a fight breaks out in a club or a reference to a song of the same name

Boy, I'm gonna worn ya it's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz.

by Deadpool36501 December 3, 2016

Blitzburgh

A drinking town with a football problem. Hometown of the Pittsburgh Steelers as well as Primanti Sandwiches.

Im from Blitzburgh home of the steelers

by Sparrows August 28, 2007

Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 episode (aired on Monday Nov 22) of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Robin: Barney! where did you go you missed it!
Barney: Missed what?!
Robin: We were in the thanksgiving parade!
(Prior Blitz): yea and i was there!
Barney: Awwww man!!

(Barney becomes the blitz)

by Enigma54139 December 1, 2010

blitzed

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

by grey kim December 24, 2005

blitzkrieg bitches!

it is appropriate to yell BLITZKRIEG BITCHES! before barging into a room full of teenage girls. Tests show best results come when entering through a window. Important to avoid contact with middle aged men as they seem to become angered at the phrase.

this is a BLITZKRIEG BITCHES!

by BC2 January 19, 2005