Blake

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.

Fuck Blake man.

by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

Blaking

The act of joining the flat earth society

Person 1: hey person 2 are you blaking right now?

Person 2: yes i am, the flat earth society just accepted my request

by garyvaden December 26, 2015

Blake A

Someone who dabs to the time of 4:20 everyday and post it on his Snapchat story

Wow, your such a Blake A

by Logathan November 18, 2017

Blaked

To be told your doing a great job at work for months only to be fired out of the blue for no reason.

He was doing a great job at work and then our troll manager just blaked him for no reason

by Satchofthemoe April 17, 2018

Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

by Tbheadmaster November 16, 2017

Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig December 03, 2015

Blake

Another word for "jock" or "Chad"

Blake: "hi"

One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"

One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"

by My name isn't Blake I swear May 04, 2022