Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
by FazeToenail May 15, 2017
Get the Blakemug. Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"
by The Norwaig March 10, 2016
Get the Blakedmug. To be told your doing a great job at work for months only to be fired out of the blue for no reason.
by Satchofthemoe May 27, 2018
Get the Blakedmug. josie: blake hasn’t talked to me since we’ve chilled
peyton: that’s cause he’s a blake, dick and dash
peyton: that’s cause he’s a blake, dick and dash
by smaema December 6, 2017
Get the Blakemug. Blake’s are the best. They are smart, helpful, kind, creative, good-looking, tall, reliable, honest, and almost always introverted. They are always on time too. If you ever find a Blake late your dreaming. If you are lucky enough to befriend one you will find happiness and enlightenment.
Blake is great
by kcidtafgibymkcid November 30, 2020
Get the Blakemug. Blake the man who gets nothing but men. He a little bit of a thirst trap. Besides that he also short built like a tree branch and cut like a slice of cheese and gets lots of dick.
by snapshotprod June 11, 2022
Get the Blakemug. 