3 definitions by blakesnipessnipes

a calliou is a cancer cell that extracts gay aids towards people. If you watched him as a child, now or in the past week chances are you are gay now and have extreme aids. Never, and I mean never watch calliou because he's a shit head full of asshole and deserve no bitch and has no money so I don't wanna talk. his moms couchie is bursting from heat because of how big his dick head is. Merci
Mom of calliou: Damn i didnt know my kid was a dildoooo OOUU
Calliou: Why does this rain taste like salty water?
by blakesnipessnipes December 12, 2018
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Loves too play roblox and is adored by Laura's.
Sometimes snipes gay kids when they walk by.
gay kid: rUdE, hey boyfriend suck my pixie dick

Boyfriend: Im already in your asshole tho

Blake: SNIPEY SNIPE BOiii
by blakesnipessnipes December 12, 2018
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Very pretty. Usually has curly hair or wavy hair. She can sometimes be selfish and most of the time believe she's better than everybody. She has a very curvy body and is more chubby on her thighs. She is very funny and can make you laugh even with just one word. She can make friends with almost anybody she wants and mostly attracts the Italien/Spanish boys. She can be very competitive and is very independent. She learns things very fast and can be smart when she wants too. Never give her the silent treatment she hates it.
Boy: I like you

Rory: Ew

Boy: dies

Another boy: Gucci fam
by blakesnipessnipes December 12, 2018
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