Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

[bimped]

when something real fucked up happens to you

you caught the hiv? damn son you got bimped.

by shareatitty February 3, 2009

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

Billpay Game

A Billpay game is a winner take all game specifically designed to get the losing players to pay for one or all of the winning player's bills or other financial obligations for a month.Typically one bill is covered (like a phone bill) by the pooled funds of the participating players.

"Let's play a Billpay game and when I win, you guys have to cover my cable bill!"

by StartRaising October 29, 2011

bimpspost

A shitpost written by a mentally ill and socially degenerated individual named Bimps.

Bimps: spiderman 3 is the best movie ever huargh huargh huargh, seth rogen is my favourite character
Stranger (thinks): Oh no, not those bimpsposts again...

by Dank Dolan October 23, 2015

bilopog

An uncontrolled person who is a beast at any sport and always leave the room and floor as a legend and leads a legendary purpose.

Omg she/he is a bilopog i love her

by words to real for you July 17, 2016