Otto von Bismarck

When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.

Shutup bitch or i will Otto von Bismarck you!

by Aaron Skydiving March 17, 2005

Bismarck

Named after the infamous Prussian, the Bismarck is a sexual act where the man, after ejaculation in his partner's mouth, pulls out and proceeds to slap his partner's face with his wet and sticky penis. Bonus points are awarded on the loudness of the smack.

After that bitch gave me head, I totally gave her the Bismarck.

by Jack Nabio April 24, 2006

Basmala

A person with a lot of great traits. Can be identified as a meme lord. Is a fan of Pewdiepie and Marzia. This person also cares a lot about other people.

(Adj)
Wow, you’re Basmala !
-
(Noun)
Your best friend is a Basmala ?! How cool is that !
-
(Verb)(Noun)
That girl was trying to Basmala ,but she can’t do that.. there can be only one Basmala in our Al Sanawbar School !

by Theunknownperson~ October 31, 2019

bismuth looking ass

the best insult in the book is good in the hood

person 1 i like fortnight

person 2 shut yo bismuth looking ass the fuck up bitch.

by #thickboi4201 March 30, 2021

consolation bias

Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.

*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person

"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person

by MrChristopher November 5, 2014

Basma

A girl love in my school who I think and don't think she loves me. I've made mistakes for me to talk to her, and one big one which she would ignore me for a long time, However; when we have eye to eye contact I've always wanted to talk to her. Now, I don't have as much feeling of loving her then I used too, but; my only wish from god is to at least hold a conversation with her.

Person: Basma...
Person's Mind: Talk to Basma then.
Person: Too scared....
Person's Mind: C'mon Basma might forget what happen
Person: No! *Crawls up into a corner*

by Allah4u October 31, 2012

Blasmagluphoria

a mental disorder in which you have uncontrollable seisures of laughter, tears, and shaking. The seizures come on randomly, and people with this disorder tend to find almost everything completely and totally hilarious

Kaitlyn and Connor laugh so much we believe they may have mild cases of Blasmagluphoria.

by Ericrizzle January 31, 2007