Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

Bung Beetle

Noun: (Insult)

A dung beetle so dedicated he will mine his own turds.

Worse then a brown noser.

Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 1, 2019

beetle boy

a phrase used to describe the best person in the world. so cute and precious and always sees the best in you.

i love my beetle boy so much, hes so perfect.

by afro-man 6969 November 12, 2021

Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Beetle Top

The beetle top is my way of describing a new 2018 hairstyle I've also labelled as being slick. The beetle top is the top of someone's hair who has it gelled back on top very much so like that of a beetle's abdomen. The lines and the overall shape of its shell, looks like the top of someones head when the hair is slicked back.

His hair looks hip with that slicked back beetle top.

by DylanRThomas July 18, 2018