have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

you either speak becausenese or you watch Ribs.

Person 1: Hey I found this new youtuber called Ribs and their videos is so funny!!1
Person 2: ok
Person 1: There was this noob who said "have the because 😂😂😂😂😆
Person 2: ok

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 by LavaMelxn September 10, 2021

It's funny because it's poisonous! 

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

It's funny because it's poisonous! by Nick D March 6, 2003

Just because. 

'Cuz you could.

-Hitler! Why'd you kill all them Jews!
-Just because.

-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.

-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.

Just because. by jkbena612 November 21, 2009

JC Pennys is here because of me! 

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

JC Pennys is here because of me! by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

no because 

Placed as an interjection at the beginning of a sentence. Generally used to add emphasis, similarly to "like" or "literally".

It is most commonly used by female or queer teens.

A: *opinion B agrees with*
B: no because you are 100% right

A: last night i had chicken salad
B: no because same

no because by hudzell March 26, 2022

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

The first sentence of becausenese.

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 is stupid because is want is are stupid? Want is to be dead in one day?

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery July 21, 2021

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d] 

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d] by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019