by mattymetro May 10, 2007
Get the Bathroom U-Turn mug.When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.
by kaycar January 31, 2016
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The action of still being so intoxicated from the previous night of debauchery that when awoken on a workday you somehow drag your horrifically miserable self in to work and take periodic naps in the seated position in the employee bathroom of your workplace throughout the day, along with the foresite to wake yourself through the alarm function on your cell phone in a timely manner.
When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.
If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.
If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.
Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.
If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.
If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.
Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
Garrett: "Yo TJ I need a bathroom breather man... I was out til 5 am last night beer bonging tequila and assaulting that random bar sluts vagina"
TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.
Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.
Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
by V queezy May 22, 2011
Get the Bathroom Breather mug.A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
by Hohn May 1, 2010
Get the John bathroom break. mug.It means public school.
by ha ha March 9, 2005
Get the public bathroom mug."She performed bathroom surgery to ease the mental pain."
"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio
"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio
by muirne December 17, 2017
Get the Bathroom surgery mug.1. To Take A Dump( also referred to as shitting, pooing and twoing) but to completly destroy the facility usually causing shit to fly everywhere, a clogged toilet and on rare occasions people have been known to die from such an event
"Dude, you were fucking your bathroom last night and when I found you you were covered in shit and you were passed out!"
by clarkish July 25, 2007
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