by Dan February 01, 2005
1."Mother bagel! Why did you just throw that at my foot?"
2. person 1 "BAGEL!"
person 2 "What?"
person 1 " I lost my homework!"
2. person 1 "BAGEL!"
person 2 "What?"
person 1 " I lost my homework!"
by Anidur May 09, 2008
by qweaspo February 18, 2011
Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.
A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
by damagedalicious September 01, 2014
A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
by Bronx Betty April 04, 2013
what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties
by J-Spin February 02, 2007
when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness
by Davey and Ritchie October 17, 2007