Banter Tilt

Similar to when a drunk/inexperienced poker player bets bigger bigger, on increasingly worse hands to gain back the chips he has lost.

A person on "banter tilt", will seemingly tell increasingly ineffectual jokes in order to win over his/her audience to redeem him/her self from the previous failed jokes.

I only told that racist joke because I was on "banter tilt" I didn't really mean it.

by The Chad Man Balboa October 17, 2012

Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011

top notch banter

Best banter of all time.

lad: top notch banter sir
sir : i know

by Le banterino March 2, 2015

Banterlicious

When something or someone is both full of banter and delicious

Haha Daniella is sooooo banterlicious, I'd deffo marry her

by DaniellaDawn May 3, 2017

banter

Playful joke among friends not taken seriously

- Your dick is so small!
- Your mom didn't seem to mind last night!
- M..my mom's dead! ;-(
- Exactly!

LOL Banter!

by rekt_suspekt July 26, 2015

banter

Conversation that is witty and at the same time abusive. Formerly an "in" word, but no longer cool due to it being used excessively by children.

Parent: So what did you do at school today Timmy?

Child: BANTER LOL

Parent: Shut up

by DO NOTWANT September 19, 2010

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008