baboon

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008

babooski

coming from the word "boo", however it usually is only given to a girl that you are involded with sexually.

syn. spoogie

"Yo homie, see dat babooski over there, I hit that shit whenever I'm in this area code."

by Freaky Frank November 12, 2004

Baboob

Baboon with a heart-shaped butt

If you squint really hard, you should be able to see the baboobs.

by Veekton April 13, 2010

Baboob

When a man or woman has too much back fat, and they wear a tight shirt or tank top, making it look like they have boobs on their back.

Yo man look at that chick over there, shes got huge baboobs!

by 17.5man May 16, 2010

A baboonaphile

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.

ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?

by brainlips December 12, 2006

baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

by aaus February 11, 2008