asinine

grading a woman's face low, but her ass-a-nine

I'll give her face a two, but her asinine.

by Travis "Stitch" March 28, 2007

Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

by booty_jiggler69 March 9, 2009

Assinine

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011

assinine

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!

by Windex December 11, 2004

absinthe

A drink that makes you dance like a prick... and sing Rolling Stones songs really badly. I recommend it.

That dude wanted to punch you for singing Angie so badly.

by the sexy monkey January 4, 2006

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.

Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

barrel-assing

Going ridiculously fast, preferably down hill.

So i was on my sled, right, and i was barrel-assing down the hill...

or

Woah.. did you see that Viper go barrel-assing past us?

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004