assrape carravan

A toothpaste for toddlers that'll make mothers smile while they watch their loved ones take a shot in the mouth from a 400 pound japanese rapper

Did you see little maggie get that assrape carravan? I wish someone would give me an assrape carravan. I want to sleep next to an assrpae carravan. I give out assrape carravans daily.

by joaystick December 29, 2007

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assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

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assvagine

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.

"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"

by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009

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assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

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asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010

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