anus sniffer 

Someone who likes to smell assholes, especially dirty ones.

Oh my, she is an anus sniffer...she sniffed my anus and licked it ...

anus sniffer by AmitChak June 29, 2016

anus churning 

Taking a plunger or other toilet cleaning item and shove in someone's ass; typically to simulate churning butter.

Guy 1: How weird did it get? Is she freaky?
Guy 2: Dude, she wanted an anus churning.

anus churning by Dankdankpusspuss February 8, 2017

anus crust 

Fecal matter that sticks to anus hair after defecation; can emit a foul odor when combined with sweat.

Fred was going to have his salad tossed, until Sarah notice his anus crust.

anus crust by JHarris November 6, 2005

Anus Complainus

Pseudo-Latin, pseudo-medical term for gas (farting, not the fuel).

I had a bunch of Guinness last night, and today I'm suffering from a bad case of Anus Complainus.

Anus Complainus by P McP January 29, 2009

anus ASSault 

When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.

woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.

anus ASSault by matt pascucci December 25, 2007

anus face 

a guy whose breath smells like a shithole

hey anus face! shut your hole!

anus face by stevo November 13, 2003

anus bag 

1. A completely despicable waste of space, someone who doesn't deserve to breath a dead horses breath. An asshole.
2. A hanging bunghole that looks like a ball sack.
3. A bag made of anus

My step dad-in-law is a friggin anusbag.
Sick dude she has a serious anusbag.

anus bag by Nathan Lovelace January 4, 2005