Andres

The swaggiest man in the universe. If you mess with him his swagger will penetrate you from behind like a silly goose. If he says your cool you should pray to your lord and savior cathulu and thank your mom for creating you.

Andres is always in ur mom... even though you don't know it

by Swagman 420 December 15, 2016

Aners

The term used to describe the ingestion or consumption of alcohol via the bum hole. This process drastically increases the effects of alcohol, and is incredibly dangerous.

I only have a two ounce bottle of rum to drink tonight, guess i'm gonna have to do Aners.

by Shitchard Billington March 11, 2011

Pamela Anderson

An average woman before her breasts were weaponized. Became the well-known sperm depository of Tommy Lee.

Guy: Have you seen Barb Wire with Pamela Anderson?

Guy 2: What?

Guy: Action movie with the jubilees...

Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008

Andersen

Andersen is the name that is given to a legendary human being. Andersens can be very nice, but don't get on their bad side because they will destroy you. Andersen is commonly known for being the cool kid when they are in school. They normally play videogames and are really good at sports too. Andersens are the best people to be around.

Random person: Yo is that Andersen?
Another person: I won't mess with him.
Random person: You got that right.

by TheRealWise1 October 7, 2020

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022

Andres Siexas

An old pedophile who tries to hang out with teenagers and talks shit to try and fit in with the crowd.

A loser with a big ass forehead.

A type of midget.

I'm going to be an andres siexas today and try to have sex with younger girls.

Damn! He has a big ass forehead! He must be an andres siexas.

by enjoying life.xo December 27, 2013

Andres

A person who has a lot of charm and can get the freaks in the sheets. A Andres can make a chick have a eye-rolling orgasms with hardly any effort. Dick size is usually 9-12 inches. Andres can last a lot of time in sex and his pull-out game is really fucking good.

Andres gave me some good hard dick and I loved it.
Andres gave me a orgasm with his finger.
Andres makes me wett.

by xelcabrondelosangelesx May 10, 2018