albanian pumphandle 

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

hookers in amsterdam charge extra if you want an albanian pumphandle

albanian pumphandle by yuyup the eblivarator January 1, 2012

albanize 

The propagation of dysfunctional filth from the capital of New York State.

see also: partisan politics, gridlock, Reaganomics, funktified

Our village board used to be useful, organized, efficient and transparent, but now they've become albanized.

albanize by rogerwolcottforgovernor October 23, 2010

Albanian steering wheel 

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

Albanian steering wheel by Thurgard August 23, 2017

Albanian Handshake 

To grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand

I gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!

Albanian Handshake by WheatonWhitie69 September 8, 2010

Albanil 

Mexican construction workers that do not have licences for home construction. Usually building kit homes in the suburbs.

Mexicans that work with their hands and are overplayed.

My husband comes from an albanil .
My husband is not an albanil, he works as a stripper in Vegas.

Albanil by Clandestines of vegas August 12, 2016

albanian shoulderless brown snake 

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

albanian shoulderless brown snake by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.

Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night

albanian turnbuckle by Mac Willer April 19, 2018