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Abraham Lincoln

A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.
by Jaydawg53 July 23, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln

by alex14 October 11, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".
by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009
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Abracadaverous

1. To be together forever in a psychic trance of love.
2. Living on cloud nine with your SO.
3. Being in the "honeymoon stage" of a relationship throughout entire relationship.
4. Destined to be together/with your partner for life.
1. Tori and Junior are abracadaverous, and so their love vibes are seeping into our souls.
2. It's as though Rose and Francisco will be abracadaverous for the rest of their lives with each other.
3. Because they've been so cute ever since they got together, they'll probably continue to be abracadaverous.
4. It's quite obvious that Ella and Leon are abracadaverous, for they seem like the perfect match!
by junjuns dictionary March 27, 2009
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abrams derangement syndrome

The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"

Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"

Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013
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Tun Abrar Hakim

A person who sulks, a lot. Tall and handsome. He is one of the most understanding boyfriend you will ever have. Weird, but a good type of weird. Has a cute personality that can brighten up your horrible day.
My boyfriend loves to Tun Abrar Hakim (lol)
by 🐒🌱 April 23, 2018
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Abratastical

to describe one who is smart, sexy, funny, and just plain cool to hangout with.
I just met this girl at the art show, she was abratastical.
by Phil Jones December 21, 2004
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