limp pluto

You have/are a weak small penis.

Stop being such a limp Pluto dude

by Katie B January 18, 2019

bestie pluto

“bestie pluto”, one who is addicted to saying “so true”, and loves Lana Del Ray. they love yerba mate, and are meras #1 simp.

Person: hey! did you hear about bestie pluto? i heard that they like to say so true a lot.
Pluto: i- so true bestie!!

by ur 4lifer June 18, 2021

Plutoed

When your partner suddenly becomes lesbian for the 2nd-3rd time in a row.

“Damn, Aaron. I got plutoed again.”

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper December 13, 2021

Plutoed

When you're so fucked that you're on another planet.

I'm totally plutoed right now.

by turtletime8 June 25, 2017

Plutoed

To be so mashed that you are really incomprehensible as if you're body's hear but your sensate mind has definitely transported to a far, far distant planet

I was so plutoed yesterday I had a conversation with a tree

by Olsburger September 07, 2016

pastel.umbrella/pluto

the funniest and best person ever and is also very coolest and one of the gays

“pastel.umbrella/pluto just messaged me :D”
“OMG COOL! they’re so fun to talk to”

by 4ppleju1cez July 10, 2021

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025