MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

Mickey Mouse

A polite way of saying ni*gg*r rig aka southern engineering

He mickey mouse his radiator hose with duct tape.

by She saysf*ckeveryday! August 13, 2023

Mickey Mouse

Trevor Bauer

Trevor Bauer has a Mickey Mouse Cy Young award.

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021

Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 6, 2020

Mickey Mouse

A kids show, that’s really cool and nice and amazing

I’m gonna go watch Mickey Mouse
y

by bwakery May 31, 2021

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 4, 2023