would you let me fuck you

What a guy asks you when hes horny

Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

by BigCocklover333 October 14, 2020

i know you fucked up

I know you fucked up

I know you fucked up

by Lala len February 9, 2021

you know what? fuck you

this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.

person a: you a lame ass bitch

person b: you know what? fuck you.

by strongest anime fanatic June 28, 2022

You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”

by Real Ram October 9, 2019

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary

Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

You fuck with me, you stuck with me

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.

Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

by Lil Booty February 3, 2017