schizo yapping

the act of talking to oneself and/or saying random spaz incoherent shit

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024

Yap Le Teh

When you see a girl or short boy making out/ fucking/ having sex.
Also known as a sex position popular to short people.

Oh My God Give me that YAP LE TEH baby
Wow there are two short people doing the YAP LE TEH there

by Yap Le Mun April 19, 2018

Yapping

When a friend or another human being just starts talking nonsense we call this the art of yapping, they are usually the attention seekers in a group and they annoy everybody around them.

Oh look it is Temur he is yapping again,

by Educatedgs December 7, 2023

yap

when someone just wont shut the fuck up

Yapper: "hey so did you guys hear about that one thing that happened yesterday to that one dude"
Chad: "what is blud yapping about?"
Sigma: "blud is speaking yappenese"

by John Franklin Kenneth January 11, 2024

Yap Li

A Rapper, Whom takes 0 tolerance from other rappers or individuals.

He thought he was dead after he dissed Yap Li.

by Yap Li November 22, 2021

Yapped

To make your mates go for 'one drink' with the secret and devious intention of having many more and becoming loosely drunk before hitting the town.

Charlie: "does anyone want to go to the pub on this lovely Tuesday night?"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"

by Fraz June 5, 2016