Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
by BigCocklover333 October 14, 2020
by strongest anime fanatic June 28, 2022
Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
by Real Ram October 10, 2019
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 05, 2011
by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021
When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
by Lil Booty February 03, 2017