wowzers

excited in a video game

WOWZERS THE NEW 1 ROBUX??/

by BottomDop February 22, 2022

Wowzer

A wig for a pussy, a hairpiece for a vulva

Why get a toupee, I’ll borrow my girlfriend’s wowzer

by howsyour aspen October 24, 2023

wowed

To be high on cocaine.

Man, I was so wowed last night, I couldn't even sleep because I blew so many lines.

by SkeetSkeeter March 30, 2011

Wowser

A wowser is someone that hangs out at Your house, and makes everyone uncomfortable, know to help himself to the fridge, sure he may do the odd job to help out but usually ends in it costing you somehow.... Also uses the word wow way too much

The wowser is mowing the lawn... He didn't pick up any sticks and is ruining the lawn mower...........

by Crazydog78 November 2, 2016

WOWNED

When someone gets "owned" World of Warcraft style.

1. In a World Of Warcraft game:

God crits Orly for 900,000 damage.
Orly dies.

Orly's Friend: "WOWNED!!!"

2. It can also be used in real life. For instance:

Orly and Lol are walking down the street.
Orly slips on a banana peel.
Cements crits Orly for 250 damage.
Orly dies.
Lol: "Wowned"

by ArcaneParadise October 23, 2005

wowzerdoo

a deliberate punch to the scrotum. usually causing a brief blackout, mild neausea, pins and needles in the legs,and the possible loss of balance. a wowzerdoo can NOT be performed by a girl. it is a sad man revenge tactic, often employed by those who cannot fight fair.
a wowzerdoo is acceptable if you have caught your friend sleeping with the same girl as yourself

john gave me a wowzerdoo (?)

by fulltiltmonkey September 6, 2007

WoWer

Someone who obsessively plays the game World of Warcraft.

Why do we never see Tom anymore?

He's kinda become a WoWer

by Ash1231231231232123123 March 6, 2011