epic winure

An especially epic win.

At some point people started calling failure a fail because the "ure" switched teams for an epic winure.

by HeyDave1005 May 7, 2010

A Wintour

To work from the golf course when pretending to be at home.

"Angela's pulling a Wintour today"

by DanDanDanDan October 15, 2013

white wino

A word used to describe a rare breed of woman, generally blonde, white, over-tanned and skin like leather, who only orders white wine as their meal, sometimes paired with a cigarette.

(Two servers at a restaurant talk in the back)

Server 1: "Dude, the white wino is on her 5th glass of chardonnay. I don't think she's leaving anytime soon."

Server 2: "I hope she tips well."

Server 1: "Last time, she just left me her number."

Server 2: "Isn't that Kathy Lee Gifford?"

by wellyeah October 25, 2018

Chief winduhoot

When your asshole gets stretched by all your family on the Rez

Jack got his name “Chief winduhoot” by getting his asshole stretched by all his family on the Rez

by Captain Rez April 25, 2020

Winona, MN

A small town in the southern part of Minnesota home to Saint Mary's University and Winona State. The biggest shit hole of a town, where college kids run everything. Where 15 dollars can last you a weekend.

Brad: Man wanna go to Winona, MN
Tom: Why its such a shit hole?

by Minny09 February 4, 2010

Winona Slyder

What Winona Ryder would be if she was a burger from White Catles.

"Damn, this Slyder's the bomb diggity!"

"Yeah? Is it a Winona Slyder?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Windouche

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.

Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."

by MPQ September 1, 2009