Fake WiFi Syndrome 

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

Fake WiFi Syndrome by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

walmart wifi 

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

walmart wifi by melonmango May 5, 2016

frontier wifi 

Quite possibly the worst wifi provider you'll ever buy from. An utter disappointment.
Can also be referred to as "Frontier"

Ex. 1)
Person 1: Yo, look at this guy! He's lagging so bad!
Person 2: Poor fella's probably got Frontier wifi.

Ex. 2)
Person 1: Dude! I just got Battlefield 1! Let's play!
Person 2: Nah, bruh. I can't even connect to myself. Got Frontier.
Person 1: Dang. I'm sorry to hear that.

frontier wifi by BruhI'mDone January 21, 2017

McDonalds WiFi 

Really bad WiFi

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”

McDonalds WiFi by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

school wifi

A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated

Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi

school wifi by *eats shit*yum November 17, 2020

Get wifi anywhere you go

a copy pasta meme

Get wifi anywhere you go, HOL UP.

Get wifi anywhere you go by Xdeveloper Published January 5, 2021

basement wifi 

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

basement wifi by arcticroy July 9, 2021