Whoompty

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

by yii510 November 12, 2011

ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.

Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.

by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

whomst'd've's'nd

An example used to confuse a Grammer Nazi

Person: The trap is set, but who's tricking who?
Grammer-Nazi: It's actually whom. It's who's tricking whom.
Person: Whomst'd've's'nd do you think you are?
Grammer-Nazi: ...

by Komedian January 29, 2017

Whoop de doo

Used in the same way "Hooray!" but in a more sarcastic tone, used to (sarcastically) celebrate mediocre acheivments.

Jake: I made myself a sandwich yesterday.
Jack: Whoop de doo

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

Whompin' bobula

An alternative for "HOLY SHIT".

"Can you read over my test results?"

"I'd be honored. -glance- ...WHOMPIN' BOBULA! We have a problem! T.J, Code red!"

"CODE RED?!"

by tard0lard0 March 4, 2008

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004