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withernsea

A small town on the north east coast of england. Populated largely by chavs and other inferior beings. Historically known as a sea side holiday destination, however, now only visited by wessies in their caravans. People never move out of Withernsea and everyone is related.
Person 1: Did you go to withernsea this weekend?
Person 2: We were going to go, but its a shit hole so we went to Brid instead.
by withernsea local June 21, 2009
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Wetherzooms

Used to define a zoom, or other group call, where the primary objective is getting on the piss
Hey mate, you coming to the wetherzooms tonight. It’s pub quiz night
by Handerson4 May 19, 2020
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weatherbooking

Weatherbooking is the act of writing a facebook status relating to the weather. Usually it refers to multiple people updating their statuses to reflect their discontent or joy over the current temperature, storm, etc., within a short time span.
Can also be used as a noun, "weatherbook".
Guy: I can't look at my newsfeed anymore; this snow storm has everyone weatherbooking.
Girl: They should call it Weatherbook instead of Facebook.
by Voxy_ June 4, 2011
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Weathercock

An inconstant person, someone who changes (decisions/opinions/plans) with the wind.
"Jacob is such a weathercock, he said wanted to go shopping with Dari today, but he changed his mind like one minute later."
by Archon707 May 20, 2014
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Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021
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Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009
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Twilight Weather

When its real foggy and misty outside, grey skies, no sun, maybe a little drizzle. Usually fall weather.
Guy: Dude what the hell is up with this weather?
Girl: Relax its only Twilight Weather
by KaniXY December 13, 2010
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