The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

fore-warn

\fór-'wórn\ verb : to warn before hand "fore-warn" - ing" '\wor-'nin\ n: forewent ; past of fore-go'

I told a "fore-warn" ethics on my advisory community pages see fb.com corp under urbandictionary.com

by AJ & Charlene August 1, 2023

thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

warning

a warning on a commercial so dumbasses don't try it

person: *watches commercial* oooo i should try that some time
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
person: dammit

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

Warning

A thing that warns you about something. Usually a sign or in some sort of speech, but can be other things too.

WARNING: Do you want to go on.
Player 1:OF COURSE!
Person 2:Yeah..

by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020

Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022