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Absolute Fucking Walnut 

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!

Big Walnut 

a sweet ass school in sunbury ohio.
filled with cool kids who know how to really fuck around and have a good time in a small ass town
mike:that kid goes to Big Walnut?

james:fuck yeah hes awesome and everyone from there is awesome XD
Big Walnut by juju48172 August 5, 2008

salty walnut

A salty walnut is when one inserts a walnut into his or her butt cheeks and then clenches those cheeks to crack it. His or her partner then licks out the walnut
My girlfriend has a fatty so I made her give me a salty walnut
salty walnut by inthebank April 7, 2009

hairy walnut 

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart
After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.
hairy walnut by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003

uncultured walnut 

A dumb asshole who is ignorant and whose stupidity cannot be defined other than a non-moving, non-thinking, redneck plant offspring.
"lol you cut yourself for followers on instagram."
"Goodbye America, hello New York!"
These people are uncultured walnuts.

Dirty Walnut 

When two people press their butts up tight against eachother and poop at the same time. Usually stimulates some sort of sexual arousal.
Person 1: What did you do after the movies last night?
Person 2: I took my girl home and we did a Dirty Walnut until we both passed out.
Dirty Walnut by IndianStranger July 27, 2016