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Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"
by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012
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Glizzy Wallet

Guy one “sex was cool, till she stuck her finger in my ass”
Guy two “oh dude, she touched your glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! March 24, 2022
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Brown Wallet

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.
HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.
by 1234543212345 July 8, 2009
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Sushi Wallet

A female's promised land, "danger zone" and/or hot dog bun.
Man, that girl's got a real sweet sushi wallet hanging off her!
by Cyndy Multari April 29, 2008
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bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.
"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "
by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008
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Sausage Wallet

A slut. Women who makes money by sleeping with men.
That sausage wallet sleeps with anything with a heart beat and a penis.
by J-Lee November 9, 2007
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sausage wallet

elizabethan (medevil) term for whore
Jim: How many guys have you slept with?
Sally: Alot.
Jim: God you're a sausage wallet!
by Pirate Queen010 April 6, 2008
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