baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

jill wagner

Stunningly hot female lead of the hugely under-rated Blade:The Series and co-host of Wipeout.

Jill Wagner makes one shit-hot vampire chick.

by kstarr89 May 25, 2010

weinerdo

When a fat man's stomach sticks out further than his genitals. Sometimes to the point where the stomach must be displaced to find said genitals to confirm their existence.

Dude Elvin, Did you ever notice that Brandon has a Weinerdo?

by Cahulin McCool January 17, 2009

weiner bomb

when a man is getting head and lets loose a stinky fart that it makes the other person pass out.

Joey B. was getting a blowjob from a sailor he then weiner bomb the sailor and had his way with him (raw dawg in the butt no lube). the sailor woke up and Joey insisted on cuddling.

It was also an over weight sailor.

by bowelboy February 25, 2008

weiner mobile

The famed ride of Oscar Meyer. Also comes in whistle form.

Surfer White Dude: "Whoa, check out that giant schlong out on Main Street!"
Homeless Black Guy: "Cracka thats just the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile"

by dandy andy January 19, 2005

weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.

Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.

by BunSeam September 11, 2007

Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.

And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005