grits warden

Self-empowered cube worshiper. Enjoys long walks through the church and Simon Says.

Dude, that (four) girl's trying (four) to be Simon (four)! What a (four) grits warden! (four)

by Ray June 2, 2004

park warden

Peace Officer employed in National and Provincial Parks. In some jurisdictions, provided with the same authority as a police officer.

Ontario Park Wardens provided with the same authority as a member of the Ontario Provincial Police.

by Sean May 13, 2005

Waddell

someone who is plagued by illness or hurt 24/7

Look at that Waddell.

by party_rock January 3, 2012

grits warden

She thought she was simon, but i was simon, so she smited me. What a heck-bag.

This girl has a nephew and she thinks she should have god-power, what a grits-warden!

by sss May 28, 2004

Warden

A parent who doesnt let their child out of the house often!

Sorry! I cant come over tonight, the warden wont let out of the house!

by Prisoner004 August 28, 2010

Warden

A guy, or girl, who thinks they're strong and better than everyone . They act like a "Warden". Are mostly assholes and only care about themselves.

That guy is such a Warden.

by IraqLobsterSlayer December 28, 2017

Warden

The man of the household. Genuinely despises back talk, as he is the man in the household. His kids will most certainly be forced to play a sport of his choosing. Watches sports constantly when alone, and will often bet money if given the chance. A Warden of the household will hunt any form of insect in the house, as this is seen as an intrusion. Warden’s will often have other women over when his wife is out of the domain. There is only one rule that a Warden follows:

“My house, my rules.”

Son: “Dad, I didn’t make tryouts for Football.”

Warden (Dad): *Proceeds to beat his son*

by OsWldio November 10, 2017