Bush Wookie

The name a growing population of diabolical yet kind creature who roam first person shooter games with a soft fur that resembles a bush, their arms are sniper rifles and their genitals are detachable and are used to stab enemies in desperate measures, their behavior consists of: camping,acting like bushes, killing humans first, suicidal behavior, they love to be in vehicals that are stationary, they are armed with smoke grenades, they do a care package ritual dance and dont do anything until the last 0:45 seconds search and destroy games.
-\\how to be a bush wookie//-
PERK1: Ghost (your fur that cant be seen by spy planes or u.a.v.'s)
PERK2: Anything of your choice
PERK3: Ninja (to keep you silent from your prey)
PRIMARY WEAPON: Any sniper rifle
SECONDARY WEAPON: Ballistic Knife, or Crossbow or silenced handgun (NO DUAL HANDGUNS)
LETHAL: tomahawk
TACTICAL: smoke bombs
EQUIPMENT: claymore
FACE PAINT: depends on terrain

("friendly U.A.V. online!") *gamer 1* "dude i don't see anyone on my radar, and their is a U.A.V. up!!!" *gamer 2* " we are in bush wookie territory boys!!!"

by bushwook mvment2011 January 5, 2011

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Wokipedia

Wokipedia is a nickname attributed to Wikipedia in its current state of wokization. It is recognized that few groups of wokists use this platform to impose their point of view (POV). Having taken control of the page of ideological subjects that affect wokism.

It is impossible to bring the slightest criticism without being ultimately blocked by group attacks. In short, Wikipedia has lost some of its objectivity at the expense of this ideology.

Despite a notorious reference, my addition was removed by organized wokes. It's really now their Wokipedia!

by Amikalis July 10, 2022

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Working From Home

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.

by frank1985 October 18, 2012

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Wonkie

Wonkie:

Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.

" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....

The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".

by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016

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hyper-wokification

When something so banal (and usually positive), like a sunny day, is labelled a 'trigger' by radical activists. Hyper-wokification is when they try to be so woke, they venture into the absurd.

Lulu: the first signs of warm weather is a massive trigger for anyone with an eating disorder, scars, gender dysphoria, body-hatred, trauma, and cellulite.

Me: So the sun's a trigger now? That's some real hyper-wokification...

by Reigna April 25, 2020

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