Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.

Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"

by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

Watcher

A person with great organisational skills when it comes to group photos, but none at all when planning of any kind is involved.

Watcher's c o m m u n i c a t i o n

by Topknottwat June 26, 2023

Kdrama Watcher

Someone who has watched atleast 5 kdramas.

"OMG I Love Song Kang Oppa in My Demon ! He's the reason I'm a kdrama watcher"

by Thesaurus20 April 28, 2024

Porn Watcher

Someone who watches porn and jerks off to it. Most of the Gen Z men are porn watchers.

Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 31, 2025

Furry porn watcher

A guy with brown hair thats lanky as fuck gets 0 play and usually has a name starting with M and ending with N.
Also often wathes hentai in class.

this furry porn watcher in my class is annoying as fuck I hate him I dont care about his damn pokemon cards

by afioasio February 21, 2024