Star Wasted 

The act of binge watching all six Star Wars movies in an effort to catch up on the franchise so the new film Star Wars: The Force Awakens makes sense.

"Dude are you taking Jessica to see The Force Awakens?"
"Chaaaaa dude, of course."
"Braaaahhhh, she doesn't even know anything about Star Wars!"
" It's cool man, I got her star wasted last night. ;)"
"Right on dude."
*chest bumps*

Star Wasted by vallenation March 29, 2016

Hipster wasted 

Getting blackout drunk off craft beer.

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.

Hipster wasted by EZ4me October 13, 2016

asian wasted 

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

asian wasted by GenBean July 22, 2016

McKenna Wasted 

A level of intoxication above "White Girl Wasted" often recognized by flamboyant shoeless dancing and the appearance of a friendly sober babysitter.

Jaime: "Why are the bottoms of my feet so grubby and sticky?!"

Sandy: "Oh, you don't remember getting McKenna Wasted at Johnny's last night? I'm surprised because it really drew a crowd."

McKenna Wasted by Beast.Master October 22, 2017

Get Wasted Wednesday 

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.

A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"

Get Wasted Wednesday by michaldabest December 25, 2022

Dog Face Wasted 

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.

'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'

Dog Face Wasted by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011

Old Slapper Wasted 

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.

"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"

Old Slapper Wasted by Brois May 16, 2014