i wasn't trying

the phrase used by wimps after any type of competition. If they lose the competition (game of COD, fight, wrestle off), they say "wow, i wasn't trying." If they somehow win, they say "wow, i beat you and i wasn't even trying"

Guy 1: Yo i destroyed you in COD. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously

by palabra up March 6, 2010

you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you”

Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)

by Ladsladads April 24, 2021

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

Wanties

noun,

1) Wet panties.

2) When a woman's underwear becomes moist from vaginal fluid, usually due to sexual arousal.

--In many Western cultures, it is customary for young women to express their appreciation for band or musical performer by tossing their wanties onto the stage.

Sheryl could feel her underwear slowly turning into wanties as she fantasized about her lover's lips upon her soft, silky thighs.

by J.L.O. April 14, 2007

i want to kick your puppy

I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging

Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...

by I saw it all mannn Ive heard a lil September 7, 2007

want

desire or wish for possession or presence of something

I cannot change what I want unless I want to.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

Everybody Wants To Rule the World

1. A 1985 song by the British band Tears for Fears.

2. Basically the most true line ever. EVER. See Julius Caeser, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Happy Bunny.

1. "GEE WILICKERS, I JUST LOVE THE SONG EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!

2. Damn. Broseph Stalin wanted to rule the world.

by Μην καλείτε το όνομά μου April 24, 2010