human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

by Kumpump April 06, 2016

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on the border between Venus and California

She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.

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v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

by sm0kesta November 08, 2005

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A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

by Starchylde May 27, 2016

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 23, 2003

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A 5’4 Mexican with the humor of a 6th grader, in other words : a child

6th grader: * fart noises*

kid: damn! i never knew you were a Venus kinnie!
6th grader: fart

by syk0.veeeeee December 18, 2021

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A day that feels longer than a year.

Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.

"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."

by Ghalto August 28, 2021

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