Veggie

When you toke the fuck up consisently

My boy Veggie Brian is out sparking up again as we speak.

by Butahh bro May 3, 2022

Veggie

Used to describe something that is incredibly straight. The opposite of "fruity"

"Ya know...I'm sorry to inform you but your acting kinda...veggie"
"Oh no! I am? pray the straight away!"

by BunnyX420 July 7, 2021

Veggie Quest

The hardest puzzle game in fucking existence.

Person: MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Human: hueh
Person: I PLAYED VEGGIE QUEST AND I AM NOW HERE
Individual: WHY DID YOU PLAY THAT GAME

by tongfangnoi February 9, 2024

veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.

veggie's glasses are called veggie vision

by apr1l1 January 14, 2025

Veggie

N. Vaginal Wedgie

Ugh.. I can't get comfortable

Why not Babe?

I've got the meanest veggie.

by TheCarni March 29, 2015

Veggie

Someone that looks handicapped and cringy

Dang.., that grade 8 looks like a veggie.

by fuckedyodaughter September 29, 2017

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020