Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

by Apsis July 26, 2024

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Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024

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A normal person, with a twist. The person probably has a mental disease or some kind of brain-fart. He is surrounded by women, but not women that you can kiss with, but women in the family. People normally hate him, and he is very annoying.

GUY#1 Omg, here comes John. He is suck a Mag Vanc

GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc

by Kim Anders3n December 5, 2016

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Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

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Vanced

When someone suddenly dies after meeting the vice president.

That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.

by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025

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Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

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