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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
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DeAngelo dominic vance

A sexy darkskin king. And this also mean u have alots if confidence
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Vanced

When someone suddenly dies after meeting the vice president.
That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.
by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025
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Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch
I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.
by burningviolins August 10, 2024
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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.
They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
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vanced

An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.
Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck
by gunnar greve fan club March 13, 2022
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Vance

The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking
Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll
by Vance69 July 29, 2024
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