valdino

Normally condensed to "Val" for its excessive syllable use. Commonly mistaken for two words. It is not "Val Die No," But "Val dee No." Best used to define someone of great magical skills, such as that of the Great Houdini. Other accepted form for the name is "Val-dirty," "Vallerina," "Validated."

Where did Orlando Go? He Pulled a Valdino!

What happened to Sofia, is she getting Validated?
Dude, that was sick, he just got you Val-Dirty!

by Valdino December 19, 2016

valdioniel

He is the most cute man on the whole world. He is always helping his friend. He has a hard life, but always head on. Is smart in Math and Science. He has a big heart and also big muscles

Valdioniel is my best-friend

by Alexander31 October 21, 2019

Valdirene

val is a bright spirited woman who loves kids and will do anything for her kids she loves chips and pepsi she can be strict sometimes but on the inside she just wants people to be safe val is a brazilian woman who had a bad childhood and black men follow her she has a beutiful daughter and son val loves her sisters and brothers she will always be there for a kid when they need her her love is comforting and she work well with younger kids she is a fan of dogs and is a super califrahgalistic expialadocius person and if you have her as a girlfriend or wife keep her close to you and white men will hurt her so keep away bitches and fuck off people who will cheatg and hurt her

eli-omg is that your mom
ari-yeah
eli-she doesnt look like shes your mom
ari-but she is and she doesnt age at all yeah she is my mom valdirene

by THEDOGLOVER!@#$% May 18, 2021

Valdivia

When someone puts their balls in their partners mouth and cum's on their face.

I Valdivia my girl last night

by D33v3s June 20, 2022

Vadiacuz

The best thief ever. He is also a pretty good warrior. I hear he's great in bed too, gave my mom like 5 orgasms in a row.

Vadiacuz just owned my face!

by Vadiacuz April 22, 2008

vald

The opposite of vuzzy. A term used to describe a female's completely shaven pubic area.

If you're sending pictures to your boyfriend, you may want to go vald.

by LeftAngle June 22, 2010

Vald

(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks.

(origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell.

Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")

"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"

by Make More Hinjews March 14, 2012