Cum Gargling Vaginasaur

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018

Vagenus

Term for the penus and vagina. Usually to symbolize transvestite with both organs.

I don't think I'd do her, she has a vagenus, you know.

by CallMeKenzi May 5, 2009

Vaginasaurus Rex

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean

OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.

by kritter0027 April 7, 2011

vaganus

1. The imaginary love hole of she-males and pillow biters. 2. The female perineum; or space between bunghole and pussy.

Ralphetta tucked her tackle between her legs, lifted her hairy butt in the air and cried, "Have me in the vaganus, fellas! Vaganus all around!"

by Horus Perineum, PhD March 20, 2003

vaganus

when a female vagina is so tight it is in the form of a little boys anus

dude i tried to stick it in but she had a vaganus. it was impenatrable

by 8 March 30, 2003

Vaginastew

The url of a Tumblr user who posted unoriginal jokes and who received nudes from a lot of people. It was later revealed that vaginastew was actually a gigantic black girl named Kiara, who used pictures of a skinny Hispanic girl.

Blogger 1: I think that she's pulling a vaginastew
Blogger 2: Why?
Blogger 1: She only posted five pictures of herself and no videos

by 1612th September 16, 2012

Vaginistic

Having the qualities of a vagina.

Eugene Jo is very vaginistic.

by Tim Yang December 19, 2008