viral clearance

The new-normal, standardized return-to-work, school, just about any large venue proof of negative COVID test requirement.

Hey, wanna get a cup of coffee before work?
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!

by YAWA January 7, 2022

vimli

vimli is the king of rats who also has the ability to set any soup or food or liquid on fire hence why he is band from most kitchens

on no vimli has invaded and set my soup of fire

by BiNerd June 23, 2022

Vibalism

The religion whereby good vibes dictate all things known to man. Birthed from impeccable vibes on the 13th August 2022 in Findhorn Bay with our founding father El Vibeo aka KB. We are the vibe disciples. No dry shites, gobshites and tories allowed. Water skiers, mouth breathers, open mouth chewers, the bloody Welsh, people who drive under the speed limit and librarians do not pass the vibe check. To praise the vibalism gods, you must execute these three practices daily, 1. Vibey choones, 2 Vibey convos, 3 Vibey bevs (corona be thy most Vibey). To identify fellow viblaists, you must raise both arms above your head, slightly squat and shout yissssssss. Go forth and spread these messages with vigour, love and good vibes, all the best, el vibeo speed- The Vibe Disciples

Did you hear about vibalism? It’s fucking sick

by El Vibeo August 13, 2022

Vidalling

The act of drawing attention to yourself in order to detract people away from your own personal limitations or personal performance issues.

NOTE: Vidalling is easily spotted on online chat rooms such as Discord, Groupme, Slack, etc,. The person that is vidalling is usually a low performer on any given team, yet will talk as if they are god's gift to the organization. Other words to describe a Vidaller include, shmuck, idiot, or plonker.

Context: Group of delivery drivers messaging on a shared team chat room.

Vidal: Hey Guys! Check out this picture of me working so hard in this heat. Be sure to stay hydrated! We are the best!
Vidal: image of the said picture
John: Dude, you are 30 stops behind on your delivery route. Quit being in the chat and get back to work!
Steve: Quit Vidalling and get to delivering. I'm tired of rescuing your route at the end of my long shift.

by TheBDMan August 21, 2022

YouTube Viral

A video in between 30-100 million hits on YouTube is considered viral. There are many classes of videos below viral and two above.

Who Cares: 0-1 million
Miniviral:1-5 million
Subviral: 5-30 million
Viral: 30-100 million
Iconic: 100 million- 1 billion
Gangnam Style: 1,599,134,174 views aw heck who even watches that anymore.

Guy: Dude, I was watching "Chocolate Rain on YouTube the other day."
Girl: Oh, man, that video's so close to iconic, but not quite. It's still in the YouTube viral zone.

by The Human Being May 15, 2013

erin vitale

a bi girl who is super loud all the time and often says stuff she doesnt regret but should. she is currently straight but who knows, once the amazing charlie has left the playing field is open. very drunk all the time and very funny. often asks what the fuck 'that face' is for'

"Is that an erin vitale ? Wow, she thicc"

by notawildcharlieipromise July 5, 2018

MX7_Vital

A black male that lives on a island and clips streamers

You are such a MX7_Vital touch grass

by islandboy445 February 7, 2022