vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

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Steamed Vegetables

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014

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vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

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eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

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